Keep the funnies coming!

Old thread


ETA:

Removed the poll, we have a winner!

Bette: Be sure to...drink your...Ovaltine???

We really, really, really love each other...Really we do...No, honestly, we are so much in love our smiles make us look constipated!!

Bette side bar: **"Little does Tina know, I am planning on running off with Angelica (The baby Tina will have in S2) at the end of S3...Shhhhhh, don't tell her..."**

Tina side bar: **"I wonder if anyone will notice I'm not wearing a bra? Oh goody, the paper covered up the twins."**

This Holiday Season, many will think of the man who became carpenter. Some will simply think of a carpenter...and others will simply think of a man.

Merry Christmas.

Oh look, the "Doublemint Twins."

Damn it, Kace, this one is wicked!

JB: C'mon. No competition. My guns rule.

LH: I've been known to kick Vampire ass you know ... Jennifer.

Ohh, that's the funniest sh*t, dudes and dudettes.. Kace, you're a freaking genious!!

Watching a bit too much of the 24 hr marathon there Kace? lol.

Do you guys notice something missing? We don't have a title yet~~~

I was wondering when someone was gonna comment on that

Well Itsuke why didn't you throw out a suggestion while you were at it?

Alice: Black pants again, huh?

Helena: Shut it.

Mmmm... what's that supposed to mean ? Anything to do with being on the rag ?

Anyway

i vote for KaMe. but it sounds so in the past. Kace, are you willing to change your name for Koce?





take this for calling us bastards



yay!!

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Helena: i haven't had sex in a long time

Alice: yeah, i know. my flower is dying

Helena: you haven't had sex either?

Alice: no, i mean, literally my violet flower is dying

Helena: I think i'm gonna go

Alice: Why, you have a neck's cramp ?

Helena: No i'm trying to hide, thy guy behind you is really staring at me .... really.

Alice: OK, it's really working your hiding thing, now he's only staring at your left side.

For the arm fanatics...



Alice decides to pout until Helena finally hikes up her sleeves.

I'm one of them...

Thanks kace, you know that you're the best

My flower is dying

I vote for that as a title

took me a while to catch up with a new thread n all ....



i was first in the line! and i even have proof of the proposel date

doesnt matter about the title as long as the jokes keep coming!!

oh jesus, nice guys!!!


and i like that title too DD

ETA: Rc

harder... HARDER PUNKY

"There is absoluely nothing wrong with bread...."

"This bread is your destiny...."

The title can be anything as long as "Brenny" is included~~~ I mean, this thread is so dominated by Brenny shippers that we might as well just name it so~~~

well not if you're enjoying it Just stay away from my girly


Aye agreed, i also want a Brenny-friendly title!

"Brenny , the choice is yours alone. The choice for baguette or black bread...."

Brenny is forever~~

or perhaps:

Brenny: the real deal~~


haha~ sorry I will stop fooling around now~~~ but I still want my brenny to be included!

i have jaylene and jaylene is all i need

agree'd!

We already had a Brenny title in the old thread for quite a while though.. Before it was replaced by the Shoda thing

Who is jaylene?

o0o0 i like the sound of that!

Jaylene = Alter ego of Jayhawk

I don't care, DD, for Brenny I will fight until the end! (sh*t, this too sounds like a good title!)

Brenny! Brenny!

thankyou DD for the explanation, i will expand...

HANDS OF SHES MINE ... thankyou





itsuke sure is determained!

Alice and Dana after having a bread with Jenny:




Dana: "Alice, we have to stop it....bread is no good..."



Shane after she told Jenny to stop breading....

( Sorry about the bad jokes though... )

I can really see Jenny punching Shane in the face~~

Girl#1:"Look the soup chef is back"
Girl#2:"Let´s test her!!"




'Bette:" You can not beat the mistress of soup chef testing....beginners..."

**Sings in a particularly husky voice...**

"Don't Cha think your bread is hot like me...Mmmm, Don't Cha...."

Soup chef testing

Okay~ I am gonna flood this place with all of my Brenny jokes until I get what I want~ DD, you get pull your whip out and try to stop me~~


Shane: Jenny, for the love of God, that was not chocolate wrapped breadstick on the ground.
Jenny: ......


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Shane: Jenny, why are you hurting yourself?



Jenny: Shane...the...the...the toast...



Jenny: the toaster...is broken!
Shane: ......

!!!!!!!

hahahaha jenny looks so dissapointed bless her

[b][i]Having seen the BIL ad, Jenny realizes that she is not alone...


in which--------


-----having a toastorgasm is a perfectly normal human phenomonon

haha broken toaster!!!

And this is the reaction of Lara to the crappy try of Jenny to force to make toast:

One good morning, Shane woke to find Jenny baking bread

Jenny: *murmurs* Bread is life....bread is life...




Shane thought it was a very normal pursue until she saw the end products...






Shane: wow Jenny, that's very intense....


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everyone knew it was trouble when a bakery opened across Jenny's house with a rotating neo bread sign

Jenny loved Lara because she made the best bread in whole LA.....

Jenny: Oh Shane, you are home! *gasp* Is that Wonder Bread for me?
Carmen: ......