The last page of the previous thread can be found here.

Is it just me, or is this one of the fugliest album covers you've ever seen?

Yes, I didn't expect anything less from the Phonics.

yummy

It definitely isn't a great cover.

I also think this one rather sucks.





Well always. But you're good at being bad and you're bad in a very good way. lol


Indeed it can get pretty bad but the aries in me can take it.

Hmmm, I dunno. I think this free give away cover takes some beating.

Not sure whether to Or
That's what you call going to far huh?

aawwww look at your signature

Fitting I think

*giggles*

Awww ... ...

From one Jackson, to another...




Thank you Sunflower, that’s very sweet of you . However, I must question your sanity. Fabulous though it would be to be granted the power to zap posts, not to mention don the superhero outfit and crack the ; the terrible fact remains that I look awful in lycra! Besides that, I really don’t know how our excellent mod team have the patience to keep us lot in line. Thank you mods .

And thanks for your cheeky pumpkin Zesty .

Am I the only one this picture reminds of The Smiths' song "Hand In Glove" ? "The sun shines out of our behinds..."

Pats:

For Mildred!

*unzips straight jacket with my teeth to get my hand out to type* I assure you, I am perfectly normal... Whatever normal is

Post your picture dressed in lycra and I will tell you the truth

Do you not mean mod for the moment? Haven't seen any of the others around for ages I think honey killed them off because she wanted all of the spanking power

I'm sorry honey, I did try to get you some help

Any thoughts for a new thread title?

Hey Nobby

New title.... should be something about how crazy all of YOU are

How about "We're crazy, we're living on crazy ideas about love, about relationships, about happiness, about joy, about everything"?

Too long I think...

Apart from the cover artwork for Performance and Cocktails, which I assume is a working class piss-take of the famous Robert Doisneau photo, Le Baiser de l'Hotel de Ville, Paris, and which reminds me a little of The Smiths' album covers, making it A-okay as far as I'm concerned, their other covers are just plain naff.


Yes, I'm not digging the random shots of men in their (rather skanky-looking) undies much either. lol


I'm confused; I can't tell if that means you're an Aries or your girlfriend is.


Judging by the expression on her face, it looks like Millie's piles are acting up again.


It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it. *g* (Thanks, btw. )

As for the patience, I'm not naturally blessed with high levels of it, but I do a lot of counting to a thousand ten, and if that doesn't work I curl up into the foetal position for an hour or two, by which time I've generally mellowed.

And I'll let you into a secret: I don't look all that great in lycra either, and I've got the running shorts and leggings to prove it.


Well, you were until you mentioned it, and now I can't get the song out of my head.


Spanking!? Oh no, that's much too hands-on for me, I prefer to use a , that way my palm doesn't sting too. *g*


No worries, Sunny. It was thoughtful of you to try to recruit some extra manpower, but anyone with any sense generally runs a mile in the other direction when asked if they fancy joining the Mod Squad's ranks. Which, as I swiftly realised after becoming a mod myself, is very wise of them.


Nope, but the last title was one of mine, so I'll let someone else tax their little grey cells this time. Just let me know when you've all decided on something suitably witty, and I'll do the honours.

How 'bout "You wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me if I weren't still in this chair!" Or the reply to that remark - "But cha AAH, Blanche, ya AAH in that chair!"

Wanna see how bad I can be?

...That doesn't sound good..

Or should I say how good I am at being bad in a good way?

*marches off on horse*


Dear lord.
*does head shift thing* Exsqueeze me! And you aren't crazy? I've seen you do some pretty crazy things in my day missy. Things that if dared spoken, young children and old people would cover their ears in haste.

Sounds good to me, and it gives me the excuse to post this.

And I've got a couple more candidates for worst album cover:



Words fail me.



Only in the '70s. lol

And those are just a couple, there are loads more here.

oh dear god moderator honeythief ( ), tell me this isn't real!
And if it is, where can I get a copy??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

omg

Oh. My. God. *rubs eyes in disbelief* Can it really be our long-lost Sooty-loving thread playmate*?

I'm not sure how I managed to tempt you out of lurkdom, lenore, but I'm jolly glad I did.

(* Not to be confused with a Playboy playmate, obviously. *ahem*)


Would that I could, but alas there's no fakery involved. Proof! There's even a sample mp3, which I'm dying to listen to, but my 'puter is being temperamental and won't cooperate. (Although, in this instance, that might actually be a good thing rather than reason to fling it out of the window. lol)

I found a sample of the lyrics of one of the tracks on a Bad Music Compilation site:

"We're gonna please you tease you,
Hypnotize and tightly squeeze you,
We're going to get you if we can.

Don't go and try to fight it,
Run away or try to hide it,
We want your love and that's our plan."

"Hypnotise and tightly squeeze you"? That sounds more like The Jungle Book's Kaa's modus operandi than a successful lesbian seduction technique with which to woo unsuspecting straight women into your bed.

But the lesbian concentrate graphic would make a great avatar to use at AfterEllen, the only problem being that I'm not sure everyone would realise it was being used in an ironic sense.

I'm actually blushing! That hasn't happened in a long time

Where is the fun in that




That's excellent! I must make time and watch more of F & S although, at the moment with Mutley it isn't a good idea if I want my voice back anytime soon

I have a thing for....pumkpins!


Why am I not surprised?

Bad naughty mod! I love ya for it.

Are the kids still around?


Yes it does. If it sounds bad that's 'cause it's good....right?


Bye bye Your Royal Highness.

I haven't laughed that hard in YEARS!!! Thanks honeythief! Seriously, that was flippin' fantabulous! I had tears streaming down my cheeks!

^^ahhh an inspiration for my pumpkin this year...

A furry hand-puppet sighting ! *sniffs*


honeythief and lenore, fear not, dry those tears and search no more. For I have located one of the lesbian concentrate tracks on youtube - clickety click.

Genuine track here:-
'Here Come the Leaping Lesbians' (I kid you not!)


Ironic? I don't know what you mean...


I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy! Imagine that lumpy pumpkin arse clad in cycling shorts. Or the (more attractive one, obviously) from honeythief's 'Beastiality' album cover similarly clad . Sunflower, do the womenfolk of Blackpool still have a faint whiff of doughnuts about them?

Horrible. I dont even know who they are lmao

huh?


Liar! Whatchoo talking bout, Nobby? I'm an angel


Did your girlfriend model for you on this one??

The size of those boobs are scary I'm gonna have nightmares tonight!

Okay, Pam. Immediately report to your nearest DVD rental establishment and rent What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? Joan Crawford and Bette Davis are the main stars of the film, and it's as classic as its leading ladies.

Never heard of it, if it is a classic movie I'm sure my girlfriend will roll her eyes and make me rent it if she reads this

That's a goatse-pumpkin.

Even Darth Vader gets the blues sometimes

Nope she didn't. She's not Pamela Anderson, ya know (and that's a good thing).


Well I'd know what to do with them if they were real. So....did you sleep well?

I actually like it. They have nice teeth and lovely juicy lips. The only thing making me cringe is the metal touching teeth


I don't believe you until I see a picture of you and not some Mr Motivator link to him having a five minute rave, a picture of a 37 year old honey in pink lycra

Well in that case, thank you for saving me money on therapy

Yes, they do! I found it difficult to not lick them on their cheeks I would have done if it wasn't for the beards they seem to be sporting this season, makes me blotchy

I love Star Wars

Oops! Wrong thread!

Oh my noblings!! No, I haven't seen them since the police raided my house and found my stash.
I'd not noticed they were gone till you just mentioned it...
So yes, the house is free!

I'll go warm the bed.


Mhmm, and I'm a 1 legged monkey on crack.

If so then I wanna meet Zesty's girlfriend.


Woo tr! my secret crush

How you doin'?


Anybody in for a Pool party?

That's a good thing I guess, you don't even know who the dads were. Poor kids.


Well then I guess we should keep it that way, right? I mean surely you must be enjoying yourself a lot....perhaps too much?


Oh you're cheap. I thought you had a nice big lovely bed. And we call you Highness!!!!


Hmmm she doesn't have knockers. Sorry. But....that can be arranged.






Oh and Star Wars.....

I slept like crap I had a dream that these REALLY big boobs were chasing me, bouncing.... getting closer... and closer... and closer.... then they jumped on me and smothered me.

Yeah... I can actually picture that... you hopping around on one leg going nuts

I thought Jay was the dad No?

Wow, I wish it were me in that dream. I like bouncing things.


Well that's never been proven. Nobby just needed the $ and Jay was there....well he could be ONE of the dads. Nobby went around a lot back then so who knows?

its almost a reunion.....egads.

I believe Nobby has mini devil horns.

The pool party......can you imagine whats in that water.....

does she want big nockers?.....lol.

haha the words echoed from many a geek.

donkey balls tell time

Almost. A few more could join...


She does. I've seen them and let me tell you they're not that mini.

Nope, I sure don't think she wants 'em.
But...I'd have a ball with them...or two. I'm not into fake boobs anyway so.


Hmm remember the pics....the Star Wars pics!

Hehehe. Oh tr!!
That is grotesque.


Ye know too much.


I indulge in the occasional pleasantries. You know, knitting, dining, operas, and holding small gatherings with local charity organisations.


Well exsqueeze me if most of my income isn't spent on vanity or useless possessions. I send all my money to my children and the RCPSA NSCCP, Oxfam, Greenpeace, Africa, children with disabilities, and hospitals.

Oh and you can call me anything you like

You should write romance novels.


Alright, where have you put the cameras? ... I'll make sure to close my curtains next time.

of course Jay is the dad!! Don't listen to anyone that tells you otherwise.


You should write my autobiography.
There could be a lot of money involved...



Alright, alright. So I have a slight growth problem, theres no need to announce it to the world. I'm very sensitive about them right now. I have to wear a top hat when I go out.


They're icky *shudder* what if one popped!!

What the what?! I randomly decide to check here and it's gone old school without me.

Goatse pumpkin scares me. Are we sure it's not tossing pumpkin?



Are you telling me there’s a chance that some of these ain’t mine?


*booking an appearance on Maury Povich right now*

Of course I do. I have my sources you know. Jay has a big mouth when he's had a drink too many.


Such a classy lady at times. I wonder why I've never seen this side of you before?

That's Jay's money, right? Well at least you don't wipe your ass with it.


Anything? Oh that's very sweet of you dear.


I think a paternity test is needed here.


I could get rich you know. Knowing all that I know. So maybe we could make a deal before I start writing it. I have to think of titles.....what comes to mind makes you sound rather bad...in a good way.


Do they still look as ugly as they did when I last saw you?



I'd be pissed if there was a leak in one of them.


Yeah well usually you're the first to come and join the fun.


Did you say pumkpin?




What d'you think handsome one?



Let me know when you're on.

Hey, I thought we said what happen's in Zesty's sex dungeon, stays in Zesty's sex dungeon. Is nothing sacred anymore?

C'mon, I'm eating here!

I'm not sure. Maybe the denial has clouded my mind. I loved those kids like they were my own. I leave them in the toy store rather than pay a babysitter, as if they were my own. I let them run with scissors in the bath tub while plugging in a toaster, as if they were my own. I forget their names, as if they were my own.

*holding back tears* Sorry... I can't talk about this anymore. It's too much.

Can someone please tell me why women go seeking a relationship and decide as soon as things get serious that all they have time for is work and "me" time? What the fvck is that?! So, because I find sex with a man to be revolting, and women are just a bunch of indecisive mind-fvcks, I'm just going to be asexual from now on.

welcome back Sunflower !

Not all of us.