Happy Birthday Brendan! I hope you have a wonderful time. Save me some cake.
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Let's face it... not a lot of 30 year old men look that great. However, there is an exception to every rule and Brendan is one of them.
Happy Birthday Brendan! I hope you have a wonderful time. Save me some cake.
Happy Birthday Brendan! I hope you have a wonderful time. Save me some cake.
Happy Birthday Brendan!!!!
Hopefullly you will get a WONDERFUL birthday wish come true!!
Hopefullly you will get a WONDERFUL birthday wish come true!!
Have a Wonderful Birthday Brendan! May all your Birthday wishes come true!
Ah yes, 30, that was a wonderful year. 
A new decade of life. Gee, it only seems last year you were 22 and new in hot and sunny Southern California. 
Now you're a mature adult. Sort of spooky how very fast time flies. Hmmm..., the old flower child in me wonders, 
now that you're 30 can you still be trusted? 
Brendan, birthday wishes for you on your 30th year celebration:
May this year bring you health, new career avenues, an even better golf score, as well as continued happiness and peace in your marriage and family life.
May this year take you on many pleasant journeys that leave you with fond and lasting memories.
May this year bring new wonders and magic into your life.
May you meet new and interesting people who respect you and enjoy your company (and your delightfully dry & scarcastic humor).
May you be blessed with the ability to make good choices and gain in wisdom, without pain or regret.
These are my birthday wishes for you.
Happy Birthday, live well, love well, stay well, and party hearty!!
Moon
A new decade of life. Gee, it only seems last year you were 22 and new in hot and sunny Southern California. Now you're a mature adult. Sort of spooky how very fast time flies. Hmmm..., the old flower child in me wonders, now that you're 30 can you still be trusted? Brendan, birthday wishes for you on your 30th year celebration:
May this year bring you health, new career avenues, an even better golf score, as well as continued happiness and peace in your marriage and family life.
May this year take you on many pleasant journeys that leave you with fond and lasting memories.
May this year bring new wonders and magic into your life.
May you meet new and interesting people who respect you and enjoy your company (and your delightfully dry & scarcastic humor).
May you be blessed with the ability to make good choices and gain in wisdom, without pain or regret.
These are my birthday wishes for you.
Happy Birthday, live well, love well, stay well, and party hearty!!
Moon
Brendan Hope it's a good one for you. Now you're 30 you'll be able to play those mature male lead parts ... and still look young enough to play a 24 year old May this coming year bring you lots of health wealth and happiness 
Love Sue
Brendan 
Enjoy the last day of being in your twenties.
Happy 30th birthday. 30 is the new 20!
Happy 30th birthday. 30 is the new 20!
Happy Birthday Brendan I hope you have a great day tomorrow, like girl_afraid said 30 is totally the new 20
I hope you have a great day tomorrow, like girl_afraid said 30 is totally the new 20
I just went through this, and honestly think that turning 30 sucks.
1. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
2. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
3. You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere.
4. Your little black book contains only names that end in M.D.
5. Your children begin to look middle aged.
6. You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.
7. Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.
8. You look forward to a dull evening.
9. Your favorite part of the newspaper is "20 Years Ago Today."
10. You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
11. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
12. Your knees buckle, and your belt won't.
14. You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 95 around the golf course.
15. Your back goes out more than you do.
17. Your Pacemaker makes the garage doors go up when you see a pretty girl.
18. The little old gray haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.
19. You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
20. You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
21. You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise.
22. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
23. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
24. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
25. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
26. You are proud of your lawn mower.
27. Your best friend is dating someone half his age...and isn't breaking any laws.
28. You call Olan Mills before they call you.
29. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
30. You sing along with the elevator music.
31. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
32. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
33. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
34. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
35. You make an appointment to see the dentist.
36. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
37. Neighbors borrow your tools.
38. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
39. You have a dream about prunes.
40. You answer a question with, "because I said so."
41. You send money to PBS.
42. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
43. You take a metal detector to the beach.
44. You wear black socks with sandals.
45. You know what the word "equity" means.
46. You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch TV.
47. Your ears are hairier than your head.
48. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
49. You got cable for the weather channel (sometimes referred to as "Old Folks MTV").
50. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
BUT, being a successful married guy, you are spared the really bad things:
1. Your aunts thinking you’re gay.
2. Your mother’s severe and disapproving stare called: “What are you going to do with your life?”
3. The one called: “You will never give me and your poor dad grandchildren” .
4. Married girlfriends and cousins coercing you to hold their bundle of joy because “It’s a natural instinct”, and the above-mentioned bundle losing its joy and bursting immediately into desperate cry.
5. Following stares called: “You are a monster”.
6. The lost battle against gravity.
So Brendan, all in all you’re lucky. So don’t crawl under a duvet killing your (weak) liver with junk food and chocolate (as I did the day I turned 30). Enjoy life instead, laugh, and kill your liver with birthday cake or trick or treats sweets.
1. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
2. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
3. You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere.
4. Your little black book contains only names that end in M.D.
5. Your children begin to look middle aged.
6. You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.
7. Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.
8. You look forward to a dull evening.
9. Your favorite part of the newspaper is "20 Years Ago Today."
10. You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
11. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
12. Your knees buckle, and your belt won't.
14. You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 95 around the golf course.
15. Your back goes out more than you do.
17. Your Pacemaker makes the garage doors go up when you see a pretty girl.
18. The little old gray haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.
19. You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
20. You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
21. You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise.
22. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
23. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
24. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
25. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
26. You are proud of your lawn mower.
27. Your best friend is dating someone half his age...and isn't breaking any laws.
28. You call Olan Mills before they call you.
29. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
30. You sing along with the elevator music.
31. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
32. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
33. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
34. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
35. You make an appointment to see the dentist.
36. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
37. Neighbors borrow your tools.
38. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
39. You have a dream about prunes.
40. You answer a question with, "because I said so."
41. You send money to PBS.
42. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
43. You take a metal detector to the beach.
44. You wear black socks with sandals.
45. You know what the word "equity" means.
46. You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch TV.
47. Your ears are hairier than your head.
48. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
49. You got cable for the weather channel (sometimes referred to as "Old Folks MTV").
50. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
BUT, being a successful married guy, you are spared the really bad things:
1. Your aunts thinking you’re gay.
2. Your mother’s severe and disapproving stare called: “What are you going to do with your life?”
3. The one called: “You will never give me and your poor dad grandchildren” .
4. Married girlfriends and cousins coercing you to hold their bundle of joy because “It’s a natural instinct”, and the above-mentioned bundle losing its joy and bursting immediately into desperate cry.
5. Following stares called: “You are a monster”.
6. The lost battle against gravity.
So Brendan, all in all you’re lucky. So don’t crawl under a duvet killing your (weak) liver with junk food and chocolate (as I did the day I turned 30). Enjoy life instead, laugh, and kill your liver with birthday cake or trick or treats sweets.
no no no 
thirty is the new twenty ! happy birthday Bren
oh n yeah - GO FLYERS !
thirty is the new twenty ! happy birthday Bren
oh n yeah - GO FLYERS !
Brendan May your next 30 years exceed your first 30 (that's saying a lot!) but faith is knowing you can accomplish anything you put your mind to.
Keep the faith, you have our support!
-T
Happy Birthday It's already been said but 30 is totally young these days...you're practically a teenager. And most guys tend to look better with age....
Have a great birthday
It's your BIRTHDAY!
Wowzers! 30 and still looking amazing, how do you do it Brendan? haha Well as many other fans have already said
Just want to add Hope you have an awesome day keep smiling 
p.s. Favorite hockey team? I'm goin for the flyers
Their back and better then ever baby!
very happy birthday Brendan
wish you a wonderful day
wish you a wonderful day
From the wording of the birthday wishes on this thread I can clearly tell who's younger and who has seen a decade or two more than you, Brendan. Looking back at the expanse between my own 30th and today, I can only quote Bachman Turner Overdrive: You ain't seen n-n-nothing yet... 
Hope your next decades are just as eventful and promising. Remember: Some things, like wine, just get better with age.
Hope your next decades are just as eventful and promising. Remember: Some things, like wine, just get better with age.
Happy Birthday Brendan
Brendan 
Happy Birthday Hope the day is wonderful, as is the coming year.
Hope the day is wonderful, as is the coming year.
Brendan
Brendan!! Have a great day!! 
All the best wishes to your birthday, Brendan 
Hope you have a smashing day and a wonderful year 
Hope you have a smashing day and a wonderful year
Brendan!
30, eh? Remember, it's not the years, it's the mileage.
30, eh? Remember, it's not the years, it's the mileage.
It just dawned on me. Brendan is old enough to be a BOF now
QUOTE(Clarity @ Oct 29 2007, 06:51 PM) 
30, eh? Remember, it's not the years, it's the mileage.
*is not going to make obvious joke*
Vin- Me too, I have to admit I didn't think about it earlier when I wished him happy birthday
Happy birthday Brendan! May it be one of the best!
QUOTE(Vinity @ Oct 29 2007, 06:44 PM)
It just dawned on me. Brendan is old enough to be a BOF now
HAHAHAHAHAHAA. Recruit him Vin and see what happens.
Happy belated Birthday Brendan, I hope you had a wonderful day & many more happy & blessed ones to come! 
Yeah can't have too many of those, for your # 30th eh! 
Yeah can't have too many of those, for your # 30th eh!
Happy belated Birthday Brendan ¡¡¡
I hope you had a great day¡¡¡
kisses
I hope you had a great day¡¡¡
kisses
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