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Us Magazine It's official: Susan Boyle got a makeover.
The Britain's Got Talent singing sensation -- known for her frumpy look as well as her beautiful voice -- dyed her hair and showed off a sleeker style on Friday.
The Britain's Got Talent singing sensation -- known for her frumpy look as well as her beautiful voice -- dyed her hair and showed off a sleeker style on Friday.
She didn't.
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One Word To Sum Up Your Mood #86
Stranger: Tell me a story about a goat.
You: There were three goats trying to cross a bridge
You: Because they wanted to get laid.
You: But couldn't cross the bridge.
You: A lion lived under the bridge.
You: And was protective.
You: So finally one of the goat's was like "hey I wanna get laid, damn it. I'm going over, BAI."
You: So the goat cautiously started to cross the bridge, thinking the lion was off getting some himself.
You: The goat looked both ways and then down at the line that shouldn't be crossed
You: The goat lifted their hoof and cautiously went over the line. Froze in place, as their eyes darted around, scared shitless.
You: Nothing happened.
You: Smirking the goat fully walked over the line
You: And out of nowhere the LION POUNCED
You: tore that **** up like no one's bin-ness.
Stranger: holy ****!
You: The other two goats were oblivious to this all and never seen the other goat return
You: One of them thought, "Hmm...maybe they just made it!" and a LIGHT BULB started to float above their head
You: "I GOT IT!" the goat said aloud
You: The other goat peered at them "What?"
You: "He never came back, he must of made it!" The goat screamed excitedly and tromped off towards the bridge
You: The goat was out of ear shot when the other one tried to warn him to not go.
Stranger: he shoulda listened!
You: The goat made it to the line and peered in all directions.
You: And then he saw the blood trail. His heart started to race "OH NO" he screamed in his head.
You: "He didn't make it after all. Maybe I should go back!"
You: But the goat desperately wanted to get laid.
You: "Ahhhhh...I know! The other goat was too ****ing slow! I'll just have a pick-me-up"
Stranger: I don't blame him.
You: So the goat got out his stash of crushed up Ritalin and snorted it.
You: "Whoa!" the goat was all amped up and ready to go.
You: "Okay" the goat thought. And the goat took off running all jacked up on Ritalin and he thought he was safe until....
You: ****
You: Meanwhile back at the last goat
You: he was curiously thinking if the stupid goat actually made it over the bridge.
You: FIN.
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: Thank you.
You: Yep.
Stranger: You should write children's books.
You: Because I'm sure parental units would love their children reading books about animals taking drugs.
Stranger: and getting laid.
You: can't forget about getting laid, of course.
Stranger: I think it would teach kids a valuable lesson. Don't snort ritalin. Or cross bridges just to get laid, because man-eating lions might be under them.
You: I wish I learned that lesson as a kid.
You: There were three goats trying to cross a bridge
You: Because they wanted to get laid.
You: But couldn't cross the bridge.
You: A lion lived under the bridge.
You: And was protective.
You: So finally one of the goat's was like "hey I wanna get laid, damn it. I'm going over, BAI."
You: So the goat cautiously started to cross the bridge, thinking the lion was off getting some himself.
You: The goat looked both ways and then down at the line that shouldn't be crossed
You: The goat lifted their hoof and cautiously went over the line. Froze in place, as their eyes darted around, scared shitless.
You: Nothing happened.
You: Smirking the goat fully walked over the line
You: And out of nowhere the LION POUNCED
You: tore that **** up like no one's bin-ness.
Stranger: holy ****!
You: The other two goats were oblivious to this all and never seen the other goat return
You: One of them thought, "Hmm...maybe they just made it!" and a LIGHT BULB started to float above their head
You: "I GOT IT!" the goat said aloud
You: The other goat peered at them "What?"
You: "He never came back, he must of made it!" The goat screamed excitedly and tromped off towards the bridge
You: The goat was out of ear shot when the other one tried to warn him to not go.
Stranger: he shoulda listened!
You: The goat made it to the line and peered in all directions.
You: And then he saw the blood trail. His heart started to race "OH NO" he screamed in his head.
You: "He didn't make it after all. Maybe I should go back!"
You: But the goat desperately wanted to get laid.
You: "Ahhhhh...I know! The other goat was too ****ing slow! I'll just have a pick-me-up"
Stranger: I don't blame him.
You: So the goat got out his stash of crushed up Ritalin and snorted it.
You: "Whoa!" the goat was all amped up and ready to go.
You: "Okay" the goat thought. And the goat took off running all jacked up on Ritalin and he thought he was safe until....
You: ****
You: Meanwhile back at the last goat
You: he was curiously thinking if the stupid goat actually made it over the bridge.
You: FIN.
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: Thank you.
You: Yep.
Stranger: You should write children's books.
You: Because I'm sure parental units would love their children reading books about animals taking drugs.
Stranger: and getting laid.
You: can't forget about getting laid, of course.
Stranger: I think it would teach kids a valuable lesson. Don't snort ritalin. Or cross bridges just to get laid, because man-eating lions might be under them.
You: I wish I learned that lesson as a kid.
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301. List 5 things you have not experienced that you would like to experience before you die.
1. Big tour of Europe
2. A ghost tour around York
3. Shakespearian stage acting
4. Have a pet fox
5. Shark cage dive
302. Will you try to accomplish any of these things within the next year?
Like... one of them? xD Number two.
303. What do you feel controlled by?
*Steals Andie's answer*
Time.
304. If Jesus appeared to you and told you that the moon was made of green cheese would you believe him?
I would say "Shudduuuup Jesus, they didn't have moon travel back in the year zero."
305. What is one thing you are sure of?
My own awesomeness.
306. At what part of the day do you feel the most alert?
Dunno. Evening?
307. Have you ever played in a band?
Only in a stand-in, one-off capacity about... five years ago? xD So no, basically.
308. Have you ever stared into the ocean thinking 'early creatures crawled outta that'?
YES!
309. If not, what do you think of when you are staring into the ocean?
I also think eeeeep there's ginormous sharks swimming around in that.
310. Do you like the mental challenge of chess or other games?
Yeah
311. Do you ever think of where your atoms were before they were in you?
They weren't anywhere, were they? =\ I grew them.
312. Do you ever think about where your atoms will go after they have been in you?
No.
313. If you didn't know that people couldn't fly do you think that you could?
Did that sentence make some sense that I'm not aware of?
314. Are you someone that others call when they're having a problem and want to talk about it?
Not really. I'm the one they call when they wanna get plastered enough to forget their problems, maybe.
315. When it comes to literature, do you see beyond the writing and into the meaning intended by the author?
Sure. But people underestimate the value in just reading for fun.
316. Is there anything you can take apart completely, and then put back together, and have no left over parts?
What? Erm... a jigsaw puzzle? xD
317. What are your feelings about the death penalty?
I think it's wrong. To kill someone because they've murdered (or something)... hellooo, hypocrisy.
318. If there was a god and you could ask him/her one question what would it be?
I would ask him why he invented all the crappy stuff.
319. Do you believe that life will be found on other planets?
I believe there is life, but we won't ever find it. Sadly.
320. What is something worth suffering for?
I dunno, I'm not really a fan of suffering. I'd avoid it if I could.
321. If you could put an extra eye on your body anywhere you wanted, where would you put it?
Palm of my hand! Awesome.
322. Are you in touch with the earth and nature?
Yeah. I love nature.
323. Would you rather live simply or extravagently?
What a stupid question.
324. Have you ever been camping?
Yeah. Hate tents. Haaaaaaate.
325. Is your heart open when you meet someone new?
My heart is an organ that pumps blood.
326. Are you able to have conversations with and become friends with people who are not like you and are interested in different things than you are?
Sure.
327. Are strangers more beautiful or frightening to you?
Neither...?
328. What stops you from doing everything you want to do?
Lack of money. If I was a millionaire... I'd be living the most ridiculously awesome adventurous life.
329. Can you think of three adjectives that do not apply to you at all?
Slippery. Melted. Striped.
330. How do you feel about Jeremy Jaynes, who got a nine year prison sentence for spamming people with junk email?
Don't know don't care.
331. Do you know who the current premier of China is?
Wen something. Something beginning with J. I only know that cause I read it somewhere not very long ago.
332. Are you very active?
I... dunno. Not in the sense that I play sports or anything but I do go jogging and generally run around alot like a playful scamp.
333. Is there a city that reminds you of the landscape of your brain?
Is there a city that looks all pink and wriggly?
334. Have you ever loved someone who has loved you back?
Sure.
335. Is it really being 'in love with' someone if the other person doesn't love you?
Yeah, I think so.
336. Do you believe that there is someone perfect for everyone or that people just fall in love with who ever they are with at the time?
I don't think every person has like, a one true soulmate. You just meet someone and happen to fall in love with them, that's all.
337. Do you know secret things?
Everyone knows secret things.
338. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have?
... Fallen in love with? *Sings The Buzzcocks*
No xD
339. How do you overcome your fears?
I don't, I run screaming from them xD
340. What can you do better than anyone you know?
Make cakes, down vodka and come up with good words to use in sentences.
341. Would you benefit from a wilder existence?
Wilder as in... living out in the wild, or as in wild-partyage? Either way, yes.
342. Does it seem to you like the range of socially acceptable behavior is getting smaller or larger?
Larger.
343. Have you ever fired a gun?
Nope.
345. If you had to choose the percentage of freedom vs. safety what ratio would you decide on (ex: 100% free 0% safe)?
Erm...? 60% freedom, 40% safe. Maybe.
346. Does safety stifle you?
I refuse to be stifled by anything
347. Who or what needs to be stopped?
Summer needs to be stopped. Global warming. High plane ticket prices. Racism. Jumpsuits. Twilight.
348. Are human beings becoming more domesticated?
Who knows.
349. Do you follow the lives of the British Royal Family?
Yes =D Because I love them.
350. How did the death of Pope John Paul II affect you?
He's dead?
=P
351. Have you ever lost something and never found it?
Yes my favourite wallet which I lost about four years ago and am still pissed off about because it was so kitsch and brilliant. Plus more keys than I could possibly remember.
352. Do you listen to any talk radio shows?
No.
353. Who do you trust more, your friends or your parents?
One half of my parents.
354. Would you ever date someone outside of your race or religion?
As long as they weren't freaky-religious, yeah. Like wanting to make me religious too and going off to church/temple/something else three times a day or whathaveyou. Couldn't deal with that.
355. Which of the 7 deadly sins is the worst (gluttony, greed, pride, lust, envy, wrath, sloth)?
Greed. I hate greedy people.
356. Which one are you most guilty of?
Lust? xD
357. Are you afraid to be alone with yourself? Do you try to avoid thinking?
No and no.
358. Would you venture to tell someone you loved him or her if they didn't say it first?
Suppose so.
359. What are you the most sensitive about?
Dunno.
360. What can you talk about for hours?
Oh, god. Cryptozoology I could probably talk about for years. Harry Potter, the English language, time travel, general travel, God (or unexistence of same), why I hate Fred Phelps, why Daleks are the best thing ever.
361. Do you talk about yourself, other people, or ideas the most?
Hmmm. I suppose... other people.
362. Do you believe that spell casting can work?
xD No.
363. Are you a fan of The Legend of Zelda games?
Never played any.
364. What old movie would you go see if it were re-released in the movie theaters?
It's A Wonderful Life D:
365. Is there a celebrity that you would be too starstruck to talk to if you met them?
Not really.
366. Have you ever left a mean unsigned note?
Yeah.
367. Do you think it's cheesy to paste things you didn't write into your diary?
Song lyrics, yeah. Other stuff... depends what it is.
368. What are three things that you try not to think about?
Getting old, getting kidnapped, my dad.
369. Is casual sex acceptable for you?
With protection, absolutely.
370. What form of sexual protection do you use?
Condoms, dude.
371. What is expected of you that you feel is unnatural or not right?
Marriage and kids.
372. Do you sometimes place your own expectations on other people?
I suppose so.
373. Do you sometimes act overeager to make friends when you are around strangers?
Not really.
376. Do you have a quick wit?
I'm English, fool. That's what we're built for.
377. Do you believe in the need for political correctness?
To an extent, if you're, like... in the public eye. Not so much when you're down the pub or whatever.
378. Do you have strong opinions and beliefs?
Yeah. I'm unswayable in quite a lot of stuff. You could never persuade me that God exists or that the Loch Ness Monster doesn't =P
379. If yes, can you still hang out with and be friends with people who disagree with you?
Yeah, course. I love a good debate.
380. Are you uptight?
Naaaaaah.
381. Do you sometimes do risky things?
Like what?
382. Could just about anyone hold your interest in a conversation for at least ten minutes?
I dunno. Quite a lot of people are just relentlessly boring.
383. Are you self-conscious?
Occasionally.
384. What would be your ideal destination for a Saturday afternoon?
A big second hand bookstore with slidey ladders. Or a theme park with major rollercoasters. Or the sea-side with no sand and tons of rock pools.
385. Does anyone have a video tape of you doing soemthing embaressing?
I wouldn't say embarrassing, there's some funny ones. My friend Aimee has a hilarious video of me her and Neil drunkenly talking about greyhounds xDD At the end of it I'm kind of staring off into the distance while Neil's saying "Oh yeah... the speed, the agility..." and then suddenly I turn round and go (without the censors) "Greyhounds can just FLUCK OFF!" Haha xD
386. What is Kevin Smith’s best movie?
Who?
387. Where do you like to go on Friday or Saturday nights?
Anywhere there's dancing and alcohol and laughs.
388. Do you like your friends to act the same way all the time or do you accept their moods and changes?
Both.
389. Do you often feel like other people are judging you?
Everyone judges everyone else, course.
390. What do you think other people judge you to be like?
I think a lot of people think I'm stupid because I'm so easily pleased and delighted with everything. Also I'm quick with sarcastic comments or comebacks so alot of people think I'm a bitch. Like, a lot of people.
391. Are you quick to judge others?
Yeah, I think so.
392. When you have a fight with someone do you want to talk about it right away or calm down first and then talk?
Talk about it right away.
393. Some say love is a river (according to the old song). What do you say love is?
An abstract concept. A bunch of chemicals our brains release to encourage us to reproduce.
394. What is the worst fault a person can have?
Unwillingness to learn. *Steals Nikkis answer*
395. Do you have it?
No way.
396. Which do you think has more impact on a person’s character, genetics or environment?
They both have an impact, but I would say environment has more.
397. Who was your first best friend?
Holly Sawyer^^
398. If you are not best friends anymore, what came between you?
Oh just, school and stuff. We are talking when I was four years old here. People change xD
399. Who have you read a biography about?
I've read lots of biographies, although they're not really my thing.
400. What would your own autobiography be called?
I would never write an autobiography xD
1. Big tour of Europe
2. A ghost tour around York
3. Shakespearian stage acting
4. Have a pet fox
5. Shark cage dive
302. Will you try to accomplish any of these things within the next year?
Like... one of them? xD Number two.
303. What do you feel controlled by?
*Steals Andie's answer*
Time.
304. If Jesus appeared to you and told you that the moon was made of green cheese would you believe him?
I would say "Shudduuuup Jesus, they didn't have moon travel back in the year zero."
305. What is one thing you are sure of?
My own awesomeness.
306. At what part of the day do you feel the most alert?
Dunno. Evening?
307. Have you ever played in a band?
Only in a stand-in, one-off capacity about... five years ago? xD So no, basically.
308. Have you ever stared into the ocean thinking 'early creatures crawled outta that'?
YES!
309. If not, what do you think of when you are staring into the ocean?
I also think eeeeep there's ginormous sharks swimming around in that.
310. Do you like the mental challenge of chess or other games?
Yeah
311. Do you ever think of where your atoms were before they were in you?
They weren't anywhere, were they? =\ I grew them.
312. Do you ever think about where your atoms will go after they have been in you?
No.
313. If you didn't know that people couldn't fly do you think that you could?
Did that sentence make some sense that I'm not aware of?
314. Are you someone that others call when they're having a problem and want to talk about it?
Not really. I'm the one they call when they wanna get plastered enough to forget their problems, maybe.
315. When it comes to literature, do you see beyond the writing and into the meaning intended by the author?
Sure. But people underestimate the value in just reading for fun.
316. Is there anything you can take apart completely, and then put back together, and have no left over parts?
What? Erm... a jigsaw puzzle? xD
317. What are your feelings about the death penalty?
I think it's wrong. To kill someone because they've murdered (or something)... hellooo, hypocrisy.
318. If there was a god and you could ask him/her one question what would it be?
I would ask him why he invented all the crappy stuff.
319. Do you believe that life will be found on other planets?
I believe there is life, but we won't ever find it. Sadly.
320. What is something worth suffering for?
I dunno, I'm not really a fan of suffering. I'd avoid it if I could.
321. If you could put an extra eye on your body anywhere you wanted, where would you put it?
Palm of my hand! Awesome.
322. Are you in touch with the earth and nature?
Yeah. I love nature.
323. Would you rather live simply or extravagently?
What a stupid question.
324. Have you ever been camping?
Yeah. Hate tents. Haaaaaaate.
325. Is your heart open when you meet someone new?
My heart is an organ that pumps blood.
326. Are you able to have conversations with and become friends with people who are not like you and are interested in different things than you are?
Sure.
327. Are strangers more beautiful or frightening to you?
Neither...?
328. What stops you from doing everything you want to do?
Lack of money. If I was a millionaire... I'd be living the most ridiculously awesome adventurous life.
329. Can you think of three adjectives that do not apply to you at all?
Slippery. Melted. Striped.
330. How do you feel about Jeremy Jaynes, who got a nine year prison sentence for spamming people with junk email?
Don't know don't care.
331. Do you know who the current premier of China is?
Wen something. Something beginning with J. I only know that cause I read it somewhere not very long ago.
332. Are you very active?
I... dunno. Not in the sense that I play sports or anything but I do go jogging and generally run around alot like a playful scamp.
333. Is there a city that reminds you of the landscape of your brain?
Is there a city that looks all pink and wriggly?
334. Have you ever loved someone who has loved you back?
Sure.
335. Is it really being 'in love with' someone if the other person doesn't love you?
Yeah, I think so.
336. Do you believe that there is someone perfect for everyone or that people just fall in love with who ever they are with at the time?
I don't think every person has like, a one true soulmate. You just meet someone and happen to fall in love with them, that's all.
337. Do you know secret things?
Everyone knows secret things.
338. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have?
... Fallen in love with? *Sings The Buzzcocks*
No xD
339. How do you overcome your fears?
I don't, I run screaming from them xD
340. What can you do better than anyone you know?
Make cakes, down vodka and come up with good words to use in sentences.
341. Would you benefit from a wilder existence?
Wilder as in... living out in the wild, or as in wild-partyage? Either way, yes.
342. Does it seem to you like the range of socially acceptable behavior is getting smaller or larger?
Larger.
343. Have you ever fired a gun?
Nope.
345. If you had to choose the percentage of freedom vs. safety what ratio would you decide on (ex: 100% free 0% safe)?
Erm...? 60% freedom, 40% safe. Maybe.
346. Does safety stifle you?
I refuse to be stifled by anything
347. Who or what needs to be stopped?
Summer needs to be stopped. Global warming. High plane ticket prices. Racism. Jumpsuits. Twilight.
348. Are human beings becoming more domesticated?
Who knows.
349. Do you follow the lives of the British Royal Family?
Yes =D Because I love them.
350. How did the death of Pope John Paul II affect you?
He's dead?
=P
351. Have you ever lost something and never found it?
Yes my favourite wallet which I lost about four years ago and am still pissed off about because it was so kitsch and brilliant. Plus more keys than I could possibly remember.
352. Do you listen to any talk radio shows?
No.
353. Who do you trust more, your friends or your parents?
One half of my parents.
354. Would you ever date someone outside of your race or religion?
As long as they weren't freaky-religious, yeah. Like wanting to make me religious too and going off to church/temple/something else three times a day or whathaveyou. Couldn't deal with that.
355. Which of the 7 deadly sins is the worst (gluttony, greed, pride, lust, envy, wrath, sloth)?
Greed. I hate greedy people.
356. Which one are you most guilty of?
Lust? xD
357. Are you afraid to be alone with yourself? Do you try to avoid thinking?
No and no.
358. Would you venture to tell someone you loved him or her if they didn't say it first?
Suppose so.
359. What are you the most sensitive about?
Dunno.
360. What can you talk about for hours?
Oh, god. Cryptozoology I could probably talk about for years. Harry Potter, the English language, time travel, general travel, God (or unexistence of same), why I hate Fred Phelps, why Daleks are the best thing ever.
361. Do you talk about yourself, other people, or ideas the most?
Hmmm. I suppose... other people.
362. Do you believe that spell casting can work?
xD No.
363. Are you a fan of The Legend of Zelda games?
Never played any.
364. What old movie would you go see if it were re-released in the movie theaters?
It's A Wonderful Life D:
365. Is there a celebrity that you would be too starstruck to talk to if you met them?
Not really.
366. Have you ever left a mean unsigned note?
Yeah.
367. Do you think it's cheesy to paste things you didn't write into your diary?
Song lyrics, yeah. Other stuff... depends what it is.
368. What are three things that you try not to think about?
Getting old, getting kidnapped, my dad.
369. Is casual sex acceptable for you?
With protection, absolutely.
370. What form of sexual protection do you use?
Condoms, dude.
371. What is expected of you that you feel is unnatural or not right?
Marriage and kids.
372. Do you sometimes place your own expectations on other people?
I suppose so.
373. Do you sometimes act overeager to make friends when you are around strangers?
Not really.
376. Do you have a quick wit?
I'm English, fool. That's what we're built for.
377. Do you believe in the need for political correctness?
To an extent, if you're, like... in the public eye. Not so much when you're down the pub or whatever.
378. Do you have strong opinions and beliefs?
Yeah. I'm unswayable in quite a lot of stuff. You could never persuade me that God exists or that the Loch Ness Monster doesn't =P
379. If yes, can you still hang out with and be friends with people who disagree with you?
Yeah, course. I love a good debate.
380. Are you uptight?
Naaaaaah.
381. Do you sometimes do risky things?
Like what?
382. Could just about anyone hold your interest in a conversation for at least ten minutes?
I dunno. Quite a lot of people are just relentlessly boring.
383. Are you self-conscious?
Occasionally.
384. What would be your ideal destination for a Saturday afternoon?
A big second hand bookstore with slidey ladders. Or a theme park with major rollercoasters. Or the sea-side with no sand and tons of rock pools.
385. Does anyone have a video tape of you doing soemthing embaressing?
I wouldn't say embarrassing, there's some funny ones. My friend Aimee has a hilarious video of me her and Neil drunkenly talking about greyhounds xDD At the end of it I'm kind of staring off into the distance while Neil's saying "Oh yeah... the speed, the agility..." and then suddenly I turn round and go (without the censors) "Greyhounds can just FLUCK OFF!" Haha xD
386. What is Kevin Smith’s best movie?
Who?
387. Where do you like to go on Friday or Saturday nights?
Anywhere there's dancing and alcohol and laughs.
388. Do you like your friends to act the same way all the time or do you accept their moods and changes?
Both.
389. Do you often feel like other people are judging you?
Everyone judges everyone else, course.
390. What do you think other people judge you to be like?
I think a lot of people think I'm stupid because I'm so easily pleased and delighted with everything. Also I'm quick with sarcastic comments or comebacks so alot of people think I'm a bitch. Like, a lot of people.
391. Are you quick to judge others?
Yeah, I think so.
392. When you have a fight with someone do you want to talk about it right away or calm down first and then talk?
Talk about it right away.
393. Some say love is a river (according to the old song). What do you say love is?
An abstract concept. A bunch of chemicals our brains release to encourage us to reproduce.
394. What is the worst fault a person can have?
Unwillingness to learn. *Steals Nikkis answer*
395. Do you have it?
No way.
396. Which do you think has more impact on a person’s character, genetics or environment?
They both have an impact, but I would say environment has more.
397. Who was your first best friend?
Holly Sawyer^^
398. If you are not best friends anymore, what came between you?
Oh just, school and stuff. We are talking when I was four years old here. People change xD
399. Who have you read a biography about?
I've read lots of biographies, although they're not really my thing.
400. What would your own autobiography be called?
I would never write an autobiography xD
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Cheapest fast-food eats
The least expensive menu items at your favorite chains tend to be the worst ones for you.
The least expensive menu items at your favorite chains tend to be the worst ones for you.
What I got I have earned
What Im not I have learned
What Im not I have learned
Cheapest fast-food items per calorie
How to avoid a $62,000 phone bill
How to avoid a $62,000 phone bill
Why '100 days' is used to judge presidents
it hurts to laugh when you're really not happy...
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You Believe that Love is Unconditional
When you think of love, you think of a feeling that remains the same over the years.
In love, you see things as they are. You accept and love your partner's faults.
If you are in love, you want the whole world to know it. You don't hold back with letting people know.
You are patient in love. You are willing to wait for the right person and the right time.
The Rose Test
When you think of love, you think of a feeling that remains the same over the years.
In love, you see things as they are. You accept and love your partner's faults.
If you are in love, you want the whole world to know it. You don't hold back with letting people know.
You are patient in love. You are willing to wait for the right person and the right time.
The Rose Test
Arlen Specter
Julia Roberts
Amanda Peet
Aerosmith
Wolverine Video Game
Surgical Masks
Julia Roberts
Amanda Peet
Aerosmith
Wolverine Video Game
Surgical Masks
. Myth: To get rock-hard, you have to work your abs every day.
Why: Abs need rest and recovery: It's only during rest that your muscles build. "Three to five days a week of consistent, dedicated abdominal training should get you strong, sleek abs," says Kathy Kaehler, trainer and author of Kathy Kaehler's Celebrity Workouts.
2. Myth: A good ab workout takes half an hour.
Why: "If it takes you that long to feel them working, you're doing something wrong," says Kaehler. "I trained Jennifer Aniston about three days a week, and we did no more than five minutes of abs each time." Check your form, don't use momentum and focus on quality rather than quantity.
3. Myth: Super-slow crunches make you stronger.
Why: Taking as much as a minute per crunch doesn't make you stronger than regular crunches do. In fact, ultra-slow ab work is less effective. Ideally, your workout should help you do everything better, from kickboxing to picking up a suitcase - neither of which you do in slo-mo.
4. Myth: The best time to train your abs is at the end of your workout.
Why: "It makes no physiological difference when you train abs, it only matters that you do it consistently," says abs researcher and physical therapist Gilbert Willett, M.S., associate professor at the University of Nebraska Medical Center. So the best time to work them is simply whenever you're most likely to do it. "But if you do abs at the beginning of your workout, make sure you warm up first. Getting blood moving prevents many types of injuries during a workout."
5. Myth: You can't get a six-pack by doing Pilates.
Why: "Pilates exercises your core, so if you practice it regularly and combine it with diet and cardio, it can give you a six-pack," says Kimberly Lyons, a personal trainer in L.A. But Pilates isn't a six-pack guarantee. "How your abs look has a lot to do with your genes, how lean you are, how long your torso is and how tall you are."
6. Myth: You won't get firm without a weight machine.
Why: You don't need weights to build sleek and sexy abs, although some competitive athletes do use them to build extra strength. "Many weighted ab machines aren't designed for women," says Lyons. "If you don't fit into the machine properly, you might stress your body in the wrong spot." Her advice: Stick to the floor - it's cheap, effective and available everywhere.
Why: Abs need rest and recovery: It's only during rest that your muscles build. "Three to five days a week of consistent, dedicated abdominal training should get you strong, sleek abs," says Kathy Kaehler, trainer and author of Kathy Kaehler's Celebrity Workouts.
2. Myth: A good ab workout takes half an hour.
Why: "If it takes you that long to feel them working, you're doing something wrong," says Kaehler. "I trained Jennifer Aniston about three days a week, and we did no more than five minutes of abs each time." Check your form, don't use momentum and focus on quality rather than quantity.
3. Myth: Super-slow crunches make you stronger.
Why: Taking as much as a minute per crunch doesn't make you stronger than regular crunches do. In fact, ultra-slow ab work is less effective. Ideally, your workout should help you do everything better, from kickboxing to picking up a suitcase - neither of which you do in slo-mo.
4. Myth: The best time to train your abs is at the end of your workout.
Why: "It makes no physiological difference when you train abs, it only matters that you do it consistently," says abs researcher and physical therapist Gilbert Willett, M.S., associate professor at the University of Nebraska Medical Center. So the best time to work them is simply whenever you're most likely to do it. "But if you do abs at the beginning of your workout, make sure you warm up first. Getting blood moving prevents many types of injuries during a workout."
5. Myth: You can't get a six-pack by doing Pilates.
Why: "Pilates exercises your core, so if you practice it regularly and combine it with diet and cardio, it can give you a six-pack," says Kimberly Lyons, a personal trainer in L.A. But Pilates isn't a six-pack guarantee. "How your abs look has a lot to do with your genes, how lean you are, how long your torso is and how tall you are."
6. Myth: You won't get firm without a weight machine.
Why: You don't need weights to build sleek and sexy abs, although some competitive athletes do use them to build extra strength. "Many weighted ab machines aren't designed for women," says Lyons. "If you don't fit into the machine properly, you might stress your body in the wrong spot." Her advice: Stick to the floor - it's cheap, effective and available everywhere.
. Myth: To get rock-hard, you have to work your abs every day.
Why: Abs need rest and recovery: It's only during rest that your muscles build. "Three to five days a week of consistent, dedicated abdominal training should get you strong, sleek abs," says Kathy Kaehler, trainer and author of Kathy Kaehler's Celebrity Workouts.
2. Myth: A good ab workout takes half an hour.
Why: "If it takes you that long to feel them working, you're doing something wrong," says Kaehler. "I trained Jennifer Aniston about three days a week, and we did no more than five minutes of abs each time." Check your form, don't use momentum and focus on quality rather than quantity.
3. Myth: Super-slow crunches make you stronger.
Why: Taking as much as a minute per crunch doesn't make you stronger than regular crunches do. In fact, ultra-slow ab work is less effective. Ideally, your workout should help you do everything better, from kickboxing to picking up a suitcase - neither of which you do in slo-mo.
4. Myth: The best time to train your abs is at the end of your workout.
Why: "It makes no physiological difference when you train abs, it only matters that you do it consistently," says abs researcher and physical therapist Gilbert Willett, M.S., associate professor at the University of Nebraska Medical Center. So the best time to work them is simply whenever you're most likely to do it. "But if you do abs at the beginning of your workout, make sure you warm up first. Getting blood moving prevents many types of injuries during a workout."
5. Myth: You can't get a six-pack by doing Pilates.
Why: "Pilates exercises your core, so if you practice it regularly and combine it with diet and cardio, it can give you a six-pack," says Kimberly Lyons, a personal trainer in L.A. But Pilates isn't a six-pack guarantee. "How your abs look has a lot to do with your genes, how lean you are, how long your torso is and how tall you are."
6. Myth: You won't get firm without a weight machine.
Why: You don't need weights to build sleek and sexy abs, although some competitive athletes do use them to build extra strength. "Many weighted ab machines aren't designed for women," says Lyons. "If you don't fit into the machine properly, you might stress your body in the wrong spot." Her advice: Stick to the floor - it's cheap, effective and available everywhere.
Why: Abs need rest and recovery: It's only during rest that your muscles build. "Three to five days a week of consistent, dedicated abdominal training should get you strong, sleek abs," says Kathy Kaehler, trainer and author of Kathy Kaehler's Celebrity Workouts.
2. Myth: A good ab workout takes half an hour.
Why: "If it takes you that long to feel them working, you're doing something wrong," says Kaehler. "I trained Jennifer Aniston about three days a week, and we did no more than five minutes of abs each time." Check your form, don't use momentum and focus on quality rather than quantity.
3. Myth: Super-slow crunches make you stronger.
Why: Taking as much as a minute per crunch doesn't make you stronger than regular crunches do. In fact, ultra-slow ab work is less effective. Ideally, your workout should help you do everything better, from kickboxing to picking up a suitcase - neither of which you do in slo-mo.
4. Myth: The best time to train your abs is at the end of your workout.
Why: "It makes no physiological difference when you train abs, it only matters that you do it consistently," says abs researcher and physical therapist Gilbert Willett, M.S., associate professor at the University of Nebraska Medical Center. So the best time to work them is simply whenever you're most likely to do it. "But if you do abs at the beginning of your workout, make sure you warm up first. Getting blood moving prevents many types of injuries during a workout."
5. Myth: You can't get a six-pack by doing Pilates.
Why: "Pilates exercises your core, so if you practice it regularly and combine it with diet and cardio, it can give you a six-pack," says Kimberly Lyons, a personal trainer in L.A. But Pilates isn't a six-pack guarantee. "How your abs look has a lot to do with your genes, how lean you are, how long your torso is and how tall you are."
6. Myth: You won't get firm without a weight machine.
Why: You don't need weights to build sleek and sexy abs, although some competitive athletes do use them to build extra strength. "Many weighted ab machines aren't designed for women," says Lyons. "If you don't fit into the machine properly, you might stress your body in the wrong spot." Her advice: Stick to the floor - it's cheap, effective and available everywhere.
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1. Death is now my neighbour
The murder of a young woman... a cryptic 'seventeenth-century' love poem ... and a photograph of a mystery grey-haired man ... it's more than enough to set Chief Inspector Morse on the trail of a killer. And it's a trail...
2. The way through the woods
They called her the Swedish Maiden - the tourist who disappeared on a hot summer's day somewhere in North Oxford. 12 months later the case remained unsolved - pending further developments. On holiday in Lyme Regis, Chief Inspector Morse is startled to read a tantalizing article in "The Times" about the missing woman
3. Morse`s Greatest Mystery and other stories
Morse had solved so many mysteries in his life. Was he now, he wondered beginning to glimpse the solution to the greatest mystery of them all ...? How can the discovery of a short story by a beautiful Oxford graduate...
The murder of a young woman... a cryptic 'seventeenth-century' love poem ... and a photograph of a mystery grey-haired man ... it's more than enough to set Chief Inspector Morse on the trail of a killer. And it's a trail...
2. The way through the woods
They called her the Swedish Maiden - the tourist who disappeared on a hot summer's day somewhere in North Oxford. 12 months later the case remained unsolved - pending further developments. On holiday in Lyme Regis, Chief Inspector Morse is startled to read a tantalizing article in "The Times" about the missing woman
3. Morse`s Greatest Mystery and other stories
Morse had solved so many mysteries in his life. Was he now, he wondered beginning to glimpse the solution to the greatest mystery of them all ...? How can the discovery of a short story by a beautiful Oxford graduate...
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Width:
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Height:
4.43 inches (112.5 mm)
Width:
2.45 inches (62.2 mm)
Depth:
0.55 inches (13.95 mm)
Weight:
5.5 ounces (155 grams)
Your Birthday's Wisdom is Balance
You have learned to live a life balance and moderation.
You believe that there can be too much of a good thing, and you act accordingly.
You try to put equal emphasis on work and play. You also divide your focus between yourself and others.
You believe that evening everything out is the key to life. You shy away from extremes.
What's Your Birthday's Wisdom?
You have learned to live a life balance and moderation.
You believe that there can be too much of a good thing, and you act accordingly.
You try to put equal emphasis on work and play. You also divide your focus between yourself and others.
You believe that evening everything out is the key to life. You shy away from extremes.
What's Your Birthday's Wisdom?
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You Are a Pineapple Smoothie
You are adventurous and brave. You aren't afraid of much.
You are in love with new experiences. You are usually the first to try something.
You get bored rather easily, and you need to be challenged in life.
You are turbo charged. Most people find it impossible to keep up with you in any capacity.
What Flavor Smoothie Are You?
You are adventurous and brave. You aren't afraid of much.
You are in love with new experiences. You are usually the first to try something.
You get bored rather easily, and you need to be challenged in life.
You are turbo charged. Most people find it impossible to keep up with you in any capacity.
What Flavor Smoothie Are You?
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